and i’d tell people ‘oh, boy, i went to this four year liberal arts school and wasted two years of my life studying things i’ll never remember but then i grew up and decided to do whatever the fuck i wanted and took all the money i had and moved to this place right here and now i’m relatively homeless and broke but damn i’m kind of happy, right?”

and it will be great

what if i just used the money i saved up and bought a plane ticket and dropped out of college and just moved somewhere else and threw away my cell phone and stopped being a pussy

the new beach house stuff is incredible (does that sound pretentious?)

also i want a large alcoholic beverage and a cigarette because i haven’t had a cigarette in a really long time

also i want someone to punch me in the face

edit: i also saw a corgi tonight in real life and i think i died a little. the first thing i am ever going to do with my legitimate after college adult life is buy a corgi and never talk again